Foorumi postitused kasutaja Fred poolt

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Klassikaline Achmed - The Dead Terrorist :)

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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along!" the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us too." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all@" the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!!"
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No soovitage siis joogisele seltskonnale :)
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Aga ära muutu, tõesta vastupidist - tõesta et sa pole tavaline mühakas. :P

Usun, et kui sa ei ole "Siga" siis ei tohiks väga keeruline olla tõestada seda - iseasi kas naine on seda väärt.

Mina näiteks vaatan linnapildis või siis isegi "Orkutis" ja millegi pärast enamus tüdrukutest alati tekib esmamulje "Mõttetu tibi". Kõrged kontsad, miniseelik, 5kilo krohvi - silmale ilus vaadata eks, aga kui suu lahti teeb, siis karju appi ja jookse minema :D

Aga jah, naistelt ootaks seda seletust, mis-või-kes on meeste puhul Siga :)
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On kellegil soovitada häid seltskonnamänge, mida seltskonnas mängida.

Soovitage nii kainele kui ka mitte kainele seltskonnale :D
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Oleks võinud lisada ka alla laadimise lingid :P
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Aga alati võid katsetada ja eksperimenteerida.

Juhul kui teed seda ja leiad mõne hea koosluse, siis anna ka meile teada :)
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Üks retsept on Cioccolatino
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Heinekeni reklaam :)

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Durexi bännitud reklaam

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