A mailman is retiring and it's hes last day delivering mail. He walks to the first house and gets a nice fruit basket for the 30 years he has been delivering there. At the second house he gets rewarded with 300 dollars. When he knocks on the door of the third house a sexy naked blond girl opens the door and invites the man in. She takes his hand and they move right upstairs. They share passionate love for 2 hours and go downstairs where there's a great meal waiting for the mailman. Also there is a 1 dollar bill on the table.
The mailman asks whats the dollar for??
The lady replies: "Well, i told my husband that its your last day and asked him how we should reward you. His exact words were: Screw him, give him a dollar.... the breakfast was my idea"